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Seriously? You know I gotta go to the
bathroom first thing in the morning.

2
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But you've been up before me though.

3
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God,

4
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why are you just irritating me? It's too
early for this shit.

5
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Well, obviously, I know you're in there.
I need you in the restroom.

6
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Don't be an asshole.

7
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Why would you knock the door anyway?
You're in the shower. I could easily use

8
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the toilet.

9
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It's like a fucking grocery store. I'm
going to wait my turn.

10
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Seriously?

11
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Come on, let me do this again this
morning. Come on, I really gotta go.

12
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You know when I wake up, I gotta go to
the bathroom.

13
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You're the most frustrating person ever.

14
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Fuckin' up the damn house.

15
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Why you got the water so loud?

16
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It's loud as shit. Open the door.

17
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Okay,

18
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that's fine. I'm supposed to do it in
the morning, but I gotta pee.

19
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I gotta fucking pee.

20
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Open the door. I really gotta pee.

21
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Girl, you do this shit every morning. I
gotta pee. You know I gotta pee first.

22
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Come on.

23
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You gonna ignore me?

24
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Seriously?

25
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I would pick this lock.

26
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Come on, come on. I can pee while you
brush your teeth. Come on, I gotta pee.

27
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Don't ignore me.

28
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Why are you in my bathroom?

29
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Your mom got the door locked.

30
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I'll be a second.

31
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Get out!

32
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Damn.

33
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Damn.

34
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What are you looking at?

35
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Um... Oh, shit.

36
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It's okay. I just never seen anything so
big before.

37
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Ever.

38
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That's because you've been dealing with
them white boys.

39
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Is that true?

40
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I don't think I'm qualified.

41
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I'm a stepfather. I can't tell you that.

42
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Show me.

43
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I don't know.

44
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Please. You're just my stepdad. You said
it.

45
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Just for a second, okay?

46
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Okay.

47
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Oh, my gosh.

48
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Can I touch it?

49
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I don't think that's appropriate.

50
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But, like, but...

51
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Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.

52
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Alright, just a little bit.

53
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Oh my gosh, it's so big.

54
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Okay guys, I think that's enough.

55
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I mean, I said just a little bit. Oh,
big.

56
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You're just my stepdad, not my real dad.

57
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Oh, my God. It's so big.

58
00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,670
It's literally like the size of my arm.

59
00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,430
Oh, my gosh.

60
00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:10,970
Yes.

61
00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:16,390
Never had that. I was like the worst,
huh? No, never.

62
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This is so awesome.

63
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You're not going to tell mom. No, I'm
not.

64
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Can I play with my mom?

65
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Please.

66
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I don't know where I've gone.

67
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Oh, shit.

68
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Wet mouth, Barry.

69
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Suck it, motherfucker, buddy.

70
00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:08,470
Bloody cat.

71
00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,190
The girls always spit. I love it.

72
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,460
I've seen the white boys who can do
that, but they don't like to just show

73
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Show off on the other side.

74
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Yes,

75
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:47,740
we've always got to stay positive about
all the other things that we have to do.

76
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,280
Yes Oh

77
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,620
Let me hear that drop.

78
00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:13,130
You're going to do a dance on my dick,
man.

79
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,330
What's your throat?

80
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,010
Look at me, baby.

81
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,610
Yeah. I love it when you poop on my
dick.

82
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I don't feel the pressure when I poop on
my dick.

83
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Take it out. Spit on it.

84
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:35,510
Don't touch it. Take it out. Spit on it.
Just spit on that motherfucker.

85
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,290
Do it again. You miss.

86
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,440
No hands. I keep using no hands.

87
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Fuck.

88
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I'll keep that mouth open.

89
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,720
Turn that motherfucker around. Let me
see.

90
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,860
You got to give me a thumb of that now.
Turn it around.

91
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,180
We might be all the way back.

92
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:42,240
Pull it up. Let me see.

93
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,560
Yes.

94
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:46,060
Put your hands on that wall and bend
that ass over.

95
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,560
Oh, shit.

96
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,340
I'm going to leave it right here.

97
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,960
Lean up a little bit.

98
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,020
Let me get in there with no hands. Lean
up a little bit more.

99
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,300
Yeah.

100
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160
Oh,

101
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,320
yes.

102
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,140
Yes.

103
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,000
Now lean over a little bit more.

104
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,380
Yes.

105
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,900
Oh, shit.

106
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,680
Yes.

107
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,180
Take advantage of that day. Use it.

108
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,310
Never had one that big, huh?

109
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:33,230
Huh? No.

110
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:38,430
White

111
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:46,050
boys

112
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,050
can't do that, huh?

113
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,530
No.

114
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,190
Walk them hands on that wall, lean that
muscle up, bounce it up and down like

115
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,190
that.

116
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,440
Okay, bye.

117
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,300
It's cold.

118
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:26,940
I'm going to start just like that.

119
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,070
That's pretty good.

120
00:31:05,069 --> 00:31:07,870
Oh, shit.